Monday 16 May 2011

Vandhadhu 2g, ponadhu aatchi, what a lucky idea amma jee!!!

On Friday, Tamil Nadu came closer to West Bengal in spirit than geography will ever allow. There too, the formidable ruling party was defeated by a female arch rival. The only difference was that few saw it coming.  The sad part was that all the poll pundits had DMK listed in for a 50% winning chance, but also gave them this winning chance in the name of the freebies they offered.  Amma owes a big thank you to this man.  He truly made it all possible for her by laying down some simple yet amazing  rules, that took the ruling party by storm.  having been a part of the random car checks for money to be given to the electorate to buy votes, I felt proud that democracy was for once working in a state predominantly ruled by Quarters and Chicken biriyani's and an endless list of freebies.  What amazed me even more this time was the fact that the smart electorate swallowed the freebies but showed that corruption(and including your entire family in it, as if it were a summer vacation plan) was indeed an issue.


While we are on the topic of thanking people, Amma should take time to visit this dude in jail and also erect and garland a statue in a massive state function for him as well as this Fruit language speaking lady .  She should also mention them in her vote of thanks when she takes up office during the swearing in ceremony.  Without them I am sure her inevitable victory would not have been this large.  the tsunami like victory wave that she is riding on now was created by these two "tectonic" plates.  Take a bow I say.  The literary Heir will surely drive the old man "hair"less.  


Having said all this in praise for the current rule, I am still a man overshadowed by doubt and worry.  Worry as to whether the same scenes of inter - party - personal revenge and ceasing of the last party's plans will leave TN a contorted concrete mess, and doubt as to whether Amma can rise above all this and give TN a new shining image after the 2g scam, that has made us the laughing stock of the "Common men" of other states and the cause of envy and jealousy of other politicians.  Above all this what saddens me is the fact that Kalaignar lost so badly, the fact that DMK got an overall lower vote count that DMDK.  After all is said and done regarding this family oriented politics, the man was still a political guru.  His loyalites at least gave him the pleasure of walking out with a majority of over 50,000 votes from Tiruvarur.  The last few months have tested Mr Karunanidhi politically and personally.  His daughter, Kanimzohi, who is an MP and is reported to be his favorite child, could go to jail for allegedly accepting a bribe in the 2G spectrum scam.  The man accused of masterminding that scam  -A Raja - is a senior Dalit leader of the party and is in jail.       








Mr Karunanidhi has been Chief Minister of Tamil Nadu five times.  He has also never lost an election personally since 1957, when he entered electoral politics.  This legislative term could well be the swan song for the ageing patriarch of DMK considering his old age.  One cannot help but to stand up and give this man a thunderous round of applause for the grit he has shown in campaigning from a wheelchair and profanely lying through his nose at this old age regarding his already broken, splintered and highly corrupt family.  When with a withering smile on his face he says "People have given me a rest!", you can only hope that the iron lady does not tear and throw away that letter that Anandhi wrote to "Anbulla Kalaignar Thatha" !


I know I have deviated from my usual carefree way of lethargically writing stuff that usually makes no sense and just fills in space and have touched a more serious note here.  So to end it all, i am going to answer 2 very important questions that the public have right now.  The first regarding Vadivelu and Vijayakanth, what has happened to Vadivel and what will Vijayakanth do with Amma taking the reins all to herself ?  This is answered by this simple phone conversation transcript that I have procured from my undisclosed source at the "Nira_Radia, we shall over tape" conversation erasers anonymous foundation.   please to read the following, for the Tamil "deferentially" able, please to contact someone who knows Tamil  because translating this just won't do.


ஜெ - விஜயகாந்த் அடுத்து ஐந்து வருஷம் கழிச்சி மீட் பண்ணுவோம்.

வி.கா - அது வரை நான் என்ன பண்ண

ஜெ - அதான் ஒரு கைப்புள்ள சிக்கியிருக்கே. ரூம் போட்டு அடிங்க.

வடிவேலு - ????????????



The second question on everyone's mind is, what is SoniaJI doing inviting Amma to a tea party?  Again, I, as always have the answers.  Please to view the image below.




P.S.  Like I have said before and I say today and I will say for ever, DMK would still be in power had they hired the great Makal singam (People's Lion), Maanam ulla Tamilan(Dignified Tamilan) Ondi Pulli (Solo Tiger) Engal anbu annan (Our dear elder brother) TR .. A piece of advice to any DMK cadre reading this, forget the other allies, contact LDMK for assured victory.


P.P.S.  Anyone who has any updates on Vadivel's condition please to contact me.  Sound of in the comments section below.  The last update as far as I have, is this picture(Something I tried to compile in office using MSpaint) :




P.P.P.S... Dear Amma, my sister is in 12th, so is she eligible for the Laptop scheme and can you please make it a Macbook air.  Nothing too costly!!

"Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule - and both commonly succeed, and are right."  
~H.L. Mencken~

Tuesday 10 May 2011

Vaanam - “Unmayileye love-aa?”





Before I get into a full fledged review of this movie that, shall we say, was easily the best Tamil "Entertainer" I have seen this year.  Note the deliberate use of the quotes,  I will get to the reason for them later.  But first, some one please clarify this for me, why in a billion blue blazes is Bharat called Chinna Thalapathy?  Hasn't the ilaiya thalapathi done enough damage to our sense already?  But he did live up to the name in this flick, he was so pathetic in his acting, I am sure that, somewhere, Vijay was rejoicing the fact that there is an Actor worse than him.


Before I saw Vanam, i had already seen Vedam and was completely mesmerized with Allu Arjun's amazing portrayal of a get-rich-quick-scheming-guilt ridden soul, but what I was not ready for was the fact that Simbu, better known as "Sombu" among his haters(thats right, that guy had no fans till VTV, or even the ones he had where ashamed to come out "of the closet") could pull off that role with ease and not overtly use his hands as he does in all his other movies till date.  The fact that the movie reminds you of Babel and other Alejandro Gonzallez movies should be the least of your worries.  If not for directors "Adapting" foreign movies and english music tracks, how is your everyday India Kudimagan(Drunk son/commonly called citi(zen)jun) going to get some international exposure?


A beautiful song reflecting the ultimate tone of the movie "Dheivam vaazhvadhu yengeThavarugal unarum manidhargal nenjil" is spoilt with Bharath opening the movie with his fake rocker boy attitude and complete lack of guitar chord holding skills.  Why have two songs back to back?  If you had too, then why not go for a melody?  Even if slash played the lead and you super imposed Bharat with the guitar to that music, it would still leave a bad taste in all your mouths, trust me on this.  He is the worst thing that happened to the movie.  But never fear, since our man, Santhanam is here.  You are so engrossed with laughing your head off at Santhanams comedy and trying to understand his underlying puns, that the next scene, which usually throws Bharat into your face, is either missed, or just passed off with a shrug.  I feel bad for Vega, who must have undergone a lot of training to sound like the dumb idiot wanna be bimbo that she does sound exactly like, to be cast opposite this over shadowing monstrosity!  Talking of Monstrosity's, Who the hell is this Female:
  
And where the hell is the uber cute Sneha Ullal.  I am disappoint!...so much that i ahve nothing to say about her.  Her dog britney in the movie did a much better performance than she did.  She had two expressions throughout the entire movie, "wanna be rich gal happy" and "wanna be rich girl dumbified".  Even when she slightly pecks Simbhu on his lips and reassures him, there is no feeling, you as the audience, feel nothing at all. Bland and Blah!


How do you plan a film with so many intersecting stories when half the story strands are simply not interesting enough?  The movie could have been a production to reckon with had the director invested a little more time and effort in tying the knots better than letting his characters, right from Bharat to the young kid mouth out his moral policies!  And again only someone as Uber Pathetic and cheesy as Bharat, can ruin a beautiful scene with the mineral water being used to explain religion.  Stop with the fake accent already, we get it, you are a rock star!  And for the life of me, I couldn't figure out where these locations they claim to be the Bangalore<==>Chennai highway actually are?


People(Especially the Female Kind) feel that you could've removed Anushka from the movie and not missed a thing, to them I say...."Be a Man!!!" and then you would understand! ;)


The fact that Simbu has kept his otherwise unruly fingers under control is a big plus for him.  Even in the big climax scene, we were all looking forward to some Veral Vitthai(Finger stunt), but were presently pleased and surprised.  And the F-word in Evan di unna pethan  is a first in tamil movies, if I am not mistaken.  


People made fun of the dubbing and the cut, copy and paste feel of few scenes of Anushka's.  To them i say, "Do you know a one miss.Shriya, or the ever bubble gum chewing and badly lip syncing Sarah-Jane_Dias.  Case Dismissed!


Overall a fun watch with a really nice message.  We have seen the likes of Aayitha Ezhuthu that took us through its lives-converging trajectories with far more sophistication(thus the quotes around entertainer in the beginning)  , but hey that is Mani!!  So in the End, please give it up for Krish and my main Man Sombu...I am Simbu!!!  Take a bow...you guys deserve it!!!


(P.S. For those of you who are wondering why i haven't spoken about Prakash Raj and Saranya, I say in the words of Santhanam "Naan innum avalavu periya appataicker agalainga!!!" (I humbly accept that I am still not such a big wig movie critic to review and comment on the likes of them))

Monday 9 May 2011

Belated Mothers Day Wishes

Due to a small problem with my PC, I was unable to make a post this mothers day, maybe destiny has it that I am supposed to make this post next mothers day(2012).

Anywho, here is a salute to all mothers all around the world...where would we be without your love and support!

And as a mothers day special request, from my mother, and the girl,(whom I hope will be the mother of my future children) I have shed the Malinga like hairstyle I have sported for sometime in favor of a shorter crew cut, and believe me it actually works for this scorching summer in Chennai!

Well, they always said, Mother knows best!!!


Friday 6 May 2011

300 - THIS IS MY BLOG!!!

I promised a friend and one of my all time favorite seniors that I would change the color scheme of my blog from the dark unsettling feeling it portrayed at the beginning to something more softer and lighter when i cross 300 visitors.

And my blog has got 300 visitors....thus the 300 title.



I AM SO HAPPY....we shall dine in munniyandi vilas in celebration tonight!




If bad reviews and comments shall cover the sun, i shall blog in the shade ;)






Thank you all for the support extended till date!! Keep reading many more interesting posts to come!










Full Rhyming due to lot of free timing......

Inspired by the gr8 limerick battle between blogging's biggest people I too have decided to try my hand at limer-licking!!!


Please find below a collection of my attempt at limericking...I have not been entirely honest in this attempt and have been "inspired" by a few other limericks that come to memory.  By inspired i do not mean copied, for those who went, "ahhh!!! i know" when they noticed the quotes around inspired.


Sound off any "peelings" in the comments below:



5 line poetry is furtive and mean


She can be used to put semma peter like scene


But she must be kept sober


Or ur rhyme becomes a mix of black and beiber


Irritatingly loud, drunk and obscene.


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There once was and still is a director named TR


He had no sense common or a proper team for his PR


misunderstood, pot bellied, flabby and fat


He was a man who didn't give a damn about that


and lived happily ever after like King Lear



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There was a young limmerick fan from chennai

Who wrote limmericks like a vennai

his verses were fine

until the fourth line

???????????

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There was once a blogger called Gishnu,

He looked like a bad version of winnie the pooh

He put semma mokkai photos as a facebook post

But the comments below were the toast

causing him to stop posting anything new

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God started creation with a wonderful beginning,

But Man spoilt his future by sinning;

We trust that the present story

Will end in great glory,

But at present the other side's winning.

Thats all i have for now...more to come when inspiration strikes.....


Obama Bins Laden..or whatever the news vultures call it!!

Say what you will about the last week, but one thing it hasn't been is a slow news cycle.

While I have no intention of re-treading over ground covered by journalists, politicians and anyone with a blog(myself included your honor!!!), I did want to get my 90 paise(or how much ever the conversion rate for the day is) in the blog-o-sphere!

I don't celebrate death, whatever the cause. I won't cheer all around for a life lost, that's never what I choose to focus on. I find it unproductive and uninspiring. Rather, If the bastard who was forced to trip and fall over the bucket was as bad as the devil and took many innocent lives, I make fun, a mockery rather, than do the right thing of finding and pissing on his grave.  On the same note, all the guys who go into the water at the beach and ease themselves, can now claim to have pissed on Osama's grave!



This post is regarding the greatest playa of hide and seek who ever lived!  A man, who when the US of A said "OK now its your turn to hide", took it to heart to stay hidden.  Sadly as vadivel katti kuduthufied ("ratted out" for the Chennai bashai ignorant) a young kabali in for 50p, I honestly believe Zardari and his boys let down our poor champ.  The irony of the whole situation is that, Pakistan is not safe for Osama, but Ajmal Kasab is all safe in Hindustan!  


Maybe it's the optimist in me, despite being on this planet for 24-odd years, but it's my choice. I'll celebrate the heroes and leave the villains to their fate(but mock the crap out of them first).

Gujal, Jolly and Jalsa. That's my poison...



And on a completely different note, for all those who thought that the times of media FUD regarding dictators and Terrorists is over after the death of this great Playa, i say think again.  They have a new ace up their sleeve, please for me to explain, see the below: 




I say, you should have added Rebecca black to that list as well!! That bitch ruined Friday for us all!!! Which bodily orifice should she be shot in, or should we create a new one for her! Bitch Please!



Happy Friday everyone!!  Have an awesome weekend!!!






"A true outlaw finds the balance between the passion in his heart and the reason in his mind. The outcome is the balance of might and right."
- from Sons of Anarchy (2008)