Inspired by the gr8 limerick battle between blogging's biggest people I too have decided to try my hand at limer-licking!!!
Please find below a collection of my attempt at limericking...I have not been entirely honest in this attempt and have been "inspired" by a few other limericks that come to memory. By inspired i do not mean copied, for those who went, "ahhh!!! i know" when they noticed the quotes around inspired.
Sound off any "peelings" in the comments below:
5 line poetry is furtive and mean
She can be used to put semma peter like scene
But she must be kept sober
Or ur rhyme becomes a mix of black and beiber
Irritatingly loud, drunk and obscene.
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There once was and still is a director named TR
He had no sense common or a proper team for his PR
misunderstood, pot bellied, flabby and fat
He was a man who didn't give a damn about that
and lived happily ever after like King Lear
Please find below a collection of my attempt at limericking...I have not been entirely honest in this attempt and have been "inspired" by a few other limericks that come to memory. By inspired i do not mean copied, for those who went, "ahhh!!! i know" when they noticed the quotes around inspired.
Sound off any "peelings" in the comments below:
5 line poetry is furtive and mean
She can be used to put semma peter like scene
But she must be kept sober
Or ur rhyme becomes a mix of black and beiber
Irritatingly loud, drunk and obscene.
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There once was and still is a director named TR
He had no sense common or a proper team for his PR
misunderstood, pot bellied, flabby and fat
He was a man who didn't give a damn about that
and lived happily ever after like King Lear
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There was a young limmerick fan from chennai
Who wrote limmericks like a vennai
his verses were fine
until the fourth line
???????????
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There was once a blogger called Gishnu,
He looked like a bad version of winnie the pooh
He put semma mokkai photos as a facebook post
But the comments below were the toast
causing him to stop posting anything new
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God started creation with a wonderful beginning,
But Man spoilt his future by sinning;
We trust that the present story
Will end in great glory,
But at present the other side's winning.
Thats all i have for now...more to come when inspiration strikes.....
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