Say what you will about the last week, but one thing it hasn't been is a slow news cycle.
While I have no intention of re-treading over ground covered by journalists, politicians and anyone with a blog(myself included your honor!!!), I did want to get my 90 paise(or how much ever the conversion rate for the day is) in the blog-o-sphere!
I don't celebrate death, whatever the cause. I won't cheer all around for a life lost, that's never what I choose to focus on. I find it unproductive and uninspiring. Rather, If the bastard who was forced to trip and fall over the bucket was as bad as the devil and took many innocent lives, I make fun, a mockery rather, than do the right thing of finding and pissing on his grave. On the same note, all the guys who go into the water at the beach and ease themselves, can now claim to have pissed on Osama's grave!
This post is regarding the greatest playa of hide and seek who ever lived! A man, who when the US of A said "OK now its your turn to hide", took it to heart to stay hidden. Sadly as vadivel katti kuduthufied ("ratted out" for the Chennai bashai ignorant) a young kabali in for 50p, I honestly believe Zardari and his boys let down our poor champ. The irony of the whole situation is that, Pakistan is not safe for Osama, but Ajmal Kasab is all safe in Hindustan!
Maybe it's the optimist in me, despite being on this planet for 24-odd years, but it's my choice. I'll celebrate the heroes and leave the villains to their fate(but mock the crap out of them first).
Gujal, Jolly and Jalsa. That's my poison...
And on a completely different note, for all those who thought that the times of media FUD regarding dictators and Terrorists is over after the death of this great Playa, i say think again. They have a new ace up their sleeve, please for me to explain, see the below:
I say, you should have added Rebecca black to that list as well!! That bitch ruined Friday for us all!!! Which bodily orifice should she be shot in, or should we create a new one for her! Bitch Please!
Happy Friday everyone!! Have an awesome weekend!!!
"A true outlaw finds the balance between the passion in his heart and the reason in his mind. The outcome is the balance of might and right."
- from Sons of Anarchy (2008)
While I have no intention of re-treading over ground covered by journalists, politicians and anyone with a blog(myself included your honor!!!), I did want to get my 90 paise(or how much ever the conversion rate for the day is) in the blog-o-sphere!
I don't celebrate death, whatever the cause. I won't cheer all around for a life lost, that's never what I choose to focus on. I find it unproductive and uninspiring. Rather, If the bastard who was forced to trip and fall over the bucket was as bad as the devil and took many innocent lives, I make fun, a mockery rather, than do the right thing of finding and pissing on his grave. On the same note, all the guys who go into the water at the beach and ease themselves, can now claim to have pissed on Osama's grave!
This post is regarding the greatest playa of hide and seek who ever lived! A man, who when the US of A said "OK now its your turn to hide", took it to heart to stay hidden. Sadly as vadivel katti kuduthufied ("ratted out" for the Chennai bashai ignorant) a young kabali in for 50p, I honestly believe Zardari and his boys let down our poor champ. The irony of the whole situation is that, Pakistan is not safe for Osama, but Ajmal Kasab is all safe in Hindustan!
Maybe it's the optimist in me, despite being on this planet for 24-odd years, but it's my choice. I'll celebrate the heroes and leave the villains to their fate(but mock the crap out of them first).
Gujal, Jolly and Jalsa. That's my poison...
And on a completely different note, for all those who thought that the times of media FUD regarding dictators and Terrorists is over after the death of this great Playa, i say think again. They have a new ace up their sleeve, please for me to explain, see the below:
I say, you should have added Rebecca black to that list as well!! That bitch ruined Friday for us all!!! Which bodily orifice should she be shot in, or should we create a new one for her! Bitch Please!
Happy Friday everyone!! Have an awesome weekend!!!
"A true outlaw finds the balance between the passion in his heart and the reason in his mind. The outcome is the balance of might and right."
- from Sons of Anarchy (2008)
lol :D
ReplyDeleteI like the last bit about justin and rebecca :D
ah dhang u....please spread link to all ya friends!!!
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