* If
one person has an imaginary friend, they're considered crazy, but if
many people have the same imaginary friend it's religion
* When injustice becomes law, rebellion becomes duty!
* There
are 3 kinds of people in this world, those who make it happen, those
who watch it happen and those who wonder what the heck happened?
* etc., - end of thinking capacity
* God is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh!!
* I'm very busy doing things i don't need to do, in order to avoid doing anything I'm actually supposed to be doing!
* Why do DVD player remotes have an open and close button when you have to get up and go change the DVD anyway!?
* Vegans are not vegetarians because they love animals, but it is because they hate plants!
* Mephobia- Fear of becoming so awesome that the human race cannot handle it anymore and everyone dies.
* If the king actually
wanted to put Humpty Dumpty together again he shouldn't have given the
first chance to all his horses, instead of all his men! Governments
have and always will be run by fools!
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