This is a little mini series i plan on continuing on this blog to help our Firangi friends when they set foot in our great country.
Lesson 1: Quick method of identifying where you are in India when you don't have a map or GPS at your disposal.
Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and.
They start arguing about who’s right.
You are in KOLKATA
Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along,sees them and walks on.
That’s MUMBAI
Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace.The first two get together & beat him up.
That’s DELHI
Scenario 4
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their Friends on mobile. Now 50 guys are fighting.
You are in AMRITSAR
Scenario 5
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes a software Program to stop the fight. But the fight doesn't stop b’cos of a bug in the program.
That’s BANGALORE
Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly says that “AMMA” doesn’t like all this nonsense. Peace comes in.
That’s CHENNAI
Scenario 7
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a carton of beer. All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and all go home being friends.
You are in GOA
Scenario 8
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a tea-stall & a thattukada (dhaba)…
U R NOW IN KERALA
YOU DON'T MEET MALLUS, THEY HAPPEN TO YOU!!!! Fraud mallu Ki jai!!!
Source: Email from Sabarish Devasigamani
