Wednesday 20 April 2011

Beginners Guide to India...Part 1


This is a little mini series i plan on continuing on this blog to help our Firangi friends when they set foot in our great country.

Lesson 1:  Quick method of identifying where you are in India when you don't have a map or GPS at your disposal.

Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and.
They start arguing about who’s right.
You are in KOLKATA

Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along,sees them and walks on.
That’s MUMBAI

Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace.The first two get together & beat him up.
That’s DELHI

Scenario 4
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their Friends on mobile. Now 50 guys are fighting.
You are in AMRITSAR

Scenario 5
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes a software Program to stop the fight. But the fight doesn't stop b’cos of a bug in the program.
That’s BANGALORE

Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly says that “AMMA” doesn’t like all this nonsense. Peace comes in.
That’s CHENNAI

Scenario 7
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a carton of beer. All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and all go home being friends.
You are in GOA

Scenario 8
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a tea-stall & a thattukada (dhaba)…
U R NOW IN KERALA


YOU DON'T MEET MALLUSTHEY HAPPEN TO YOU!!!! Fraud mallu Ki jai!!!


Source: Email from Sabarish Devasigamani

4 comments:

  1. good one dude...! but i m upset you didn't write abt Bihar eh!

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  2. Well, why don't ya suggest something for bihar in the same tone then ;) ......

    I was thinking off Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along,Shoots the two off them with a home made pistol, and walks away.

    You are in BIHAR!

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  3. Dude....No comments about this post (It spoke for itself), but just one question about your Profile description-

    "Anatomically incorrect"?
    Are you -a) Missing something?
    b) Having something "extra"?
    c)Having something somewhere else?
    d)"Its too complicated to explain!"
    e) "I lifted it off the net...Gimme a break"!

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  4. OPTION E !!! but wasn't that stated at the bottom of the profile ; it's from carlins modern man!!! chaNGED IT A BIT TO SUIT ME...didn't edit it to well i c ;)

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