Demotivators!!!

There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.   They are the people you meet everyday asking you questions about everything under the sun...people who believe that they are motivating you to perform to your fullest.  Please find below a list of Demotivators....Quotations and cynical answers for those people who appear dumb in our piercing, brilliant eyes!!


Worth
Just because you're necessary doesn't mean you're important.


Wishes
When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.


Wisdom
Sometimes the only difference between a budding genius and a blooming idiot is where they choose to take a stand.


Wealth
All I ask is for a chance to prove that money can't buy happiness.


Vision
How can the future be so hard to predict when all of my worst fears keep coming true?


Victory
Winners never fly higher than when they're bouncing up and down on the egos of those they defeat.


Underachievement
The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower.


Trouble
Luck can't last a lifetime unless you die young.


Tradition
Just because you've always done it that way doesn't mean it's not incredibly stupid.


Teamwork
A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction.


Synergy
A code word lazy people use when they want you to do all the work.


Survival
The less you stand out, the longer you'll last.


Success
Some people dream of success, while other people live to crush those dreams.


Stupidity
Quitters never win, winners never quit, but those who never win AND never quit are idiots.


Service
View all clients as beautiful buds that must be cultivated, watered, and periodically buried under manure.


The Secret of success
What is The Secret? Pretend you've already achieved it- Then offer to sell The Secret to others.


Sanity
Minds are like parachutes. Just because you've lost yours doesn't mean you can borrow mine.


Sacrifice
Your role may be thankless, but if you're willing to give it your all, you just might bring success to those who outlast you.


Risks
If you never try anything new, you'll miss out on many of life's great disappointments.


Retirement
Because you've given so much of yourself to the company that you don't have anything left we can use.


Regret
It hurts to admit when you make mistakes - but when they're big enough, the pain only lasts a second.


Priorities
Hundreds of years from now, it will not matter what my bank account was, the sort of house I lived in, or the kind of car I drove... But the world may be different because I did something so bafflingly crazy that my ruins become a tourist attraction.


Problems
No matter how great and destructive your problems may seem now, remember, you've probably only seen the tip of them


Pessimism
Every dark cloud has a silver lining, but lightning kills hundreds of people each year who are trying to find it.


Perspective
Less is more. Unless you're standing next to the one with more. Then less just looks pathetic.


Perseverance
The courage to ignore the obvious wisdom of turning back.


Overconfidence
Before you attempt to beat the odds, be sure you could survive the odds beating you.


Motivation
If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon.


Mistakes
It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.


Mercy
Teach every child you meet the importance of forgiveness. It's our only hope of surviving their wrath once they realize just how badly we've screwed things up for them.


Madness
Madness does not always howl. Sometimes, it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "Hey, is there room in your head for one more?"


Maturity
If you're tired of others looking down on you, grow the hell up.


Mediocrity
It takes a lot less time and most people won't notice the difference until it's too late.


Losing
If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.


Irresponsibility
No single raindrop believes it is to blame for the flood.


Laziness
Success is a journey, not a destination. So stop running.


Intimidation
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent, but you'd be a fool to withhold that from your superiors.


Insight
When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
The smart left a long time ago.


Indifference
It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.


Indecision
The mark of the leader is the ability to make decisions. The mark of the survivor is knowing when not to.


Incompetence
When you earnestly believe you can compensate for a lack of skill by doubling your efforts, there's no end to what you can't do.


Ignorance
It's amazing how much easier it is for a team to work together when no one has any idea where they're going.


Idiocy
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.


Hazards
There is an island of opportunity in the middle of every difficulty. Miss that, though, and you're pretty much doomed.


Get To Work
You aren't being paid to believe in the power of your dreams.


Flattery
If you want to get to the top, prepare to kiss a lot of the bottom


Excuses
If you keep asking others to give you the benefit of the doubt, they'll eventually start to doubt your benefit.


Elitism
It's lonely at the top, but it's comforting to look down upon everyone at the bottom.


Economics
The science of explaining tomorrow why the predictions you made yesterday didn't come true today.


Destiny
You were meant for me. Perhaps as a punishment.


Despair
It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black.


Delusions
There is no greater joy than soaring high on the wings of your dreams, except maybe the joy of watching a dreamer who has nowhere to land but in the ocean of reality.


Dare Slack
When birds fly in the right formation, they need only exert half the effort. Even in nature, teamwork results in collective laziness.


Curiosity
Some Places Remain Unknown Because No One Has Ventured Forth. Others Remain So Because No One Has Ever Come Back.


Corruption
I want either less corruption or more opportunity to participate in it.


Consulting
If you're not a part of the solution, there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem.


Change (winds)
When the winds of change blow hard enough, the most trivial of things can become deadly projectiles.


Cluelessness
There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.


Collaboration
When a motivated group of people join together, they can turn problems into opportunities. Especially drinking problems.


Blame
The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.


Challenges
I expected times like this - but I never thought they'd be so bad, so long, and so frequent.


Beauty
If you're attractive enough on the outside, people will forgive you for being irritating to the core.


Adversity
That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.