A Speck in the Universe....Or Not!!!

In the beginning...in the vast darkness called space, one thing led to another and BANG!, a Big Bang occurred.  Or as others would have you believe a very large man, with flowing white robes and a beard to match, created all things great and wonderful, all creatures big and small.  To all the people who make such claims, I have one quick question I need clarified, "Does he know that you are claiming this imperfect dump and the residents of it to be his handiwork?".  No Answer, I didn't think so.  No offence to the big guy up there, but he knows i'm saving his reputation.  Something this bad and messed up does not belong in the resume of a supreme being.

So where were we?, Ah! Yes!, in the beginning.  Now once the universe was created from that huge bang, or by the big guy, whatever makes you happy, the message that early man derived from the universe was plain and simple.  As we stared up into the starry skies, our species slowly realized that, yes, they were the superior species on this planet, but, out there, in comparison to the entire universe, we were INSIGNIFICANT specks.  We were tiny little specks, dwarfed by the tiniest objects in the heavens.  Man resigned to this fate, and worshiped nature for it's abundance.

As time went by and scientific progress was made, the intellectually and mentally superior members of the species stumbled upon many new ways of thinking.  All this led to many theories, one of which was the Chaos theory.  A theory that gave man a little power over the universe, because, according to this theory, man's slightest action can cause chain reactions that propagate forward and eventually reach all of space and time.  Some recognition finally.  Ha Ha to you Universe.  My flipping the bird can actually cause some damage to your structure, well not right away, but eventually! So There!

With that happy thought in mind, man moved his scientific progress forward, making more and more discoveries, each one boosting his ego a little bit more than the last one until he stumbled upon one more crazy theorem to destroy his little castle in the sky, Causality!  This theorem, in layman's terms, is to mankind what a emasculating, nit picking wife was to a hen picked husband.  It took away all the credibility to our actions, by stating that our "actions" were merely a result of our chemical structure at a given time.  Looks like the universe wins again, thanks to mans newly acquired knowledge.  We could now hear the universe sniggering all around us.

Little did the universe know, we had a secret weapon in our bags.  A weapon so powerful that humans themselves found it hard to control and comprehend.  The only people who could do it successfully ended up looking like this guy:

Presenting to you Quantum Mechanisms!  This subject ended up giving us answers to the complications that causality presented.  It told us that Causality was lying, also it was not lying and it was a superposition of lying and not lying.  This left the rest of us confused.  I mean seriously confused.

All this confusion led mankind's fickle mind to wander and we easily landed on the arts to shelter us from the complications that is science.  Like a welcoming mistress, art hugged us to her flowery bosom and let us know that there were a lot of neat things invented using arts to distract us from the void of meaning that is existence. Mankind was relieved.  Finally, we had a place that answered more questions than it created.  The Raphaels and the Picassos now had their time in the lime light.  It was their moment in the sun.  But not for long, like dew on the grass, the sun of science can be a harsh mistress......

Enter Postmodernism!  It did not complicate things.  It did not confuse us, rather it aggravated us, it agitated the scientific community that had spent a better part of their "fun" life searching for a meaning to their existence.  Existence is void of meaning it said!  "What????" Screamed the scientific community in unison......(WTF?? should have been a better expression, but I am sure the F word had not yet been used as a profanity, rather as a sign - Fornication Under Consent of King .. but thats a story for another day!!)  A few of them vexed with this rubbish decided to end it all....but in here stepped Evolution...with a simpler message. "No Human, you cannot!  You are not programmed to do so!! Ha Ha!!".....

Humanity, unwilling to be outdone by Evolution, decided to head down into Hedonism....a simple job you would think, but sadly, NO!..we were "Clock" blocked by Economics, which very simply said "Dude, you can't afford it!".  Mankind stepped back and resigned to it's fate.  Or so it appeared.  As our Economic stability increased our resources and our knowledge came to an equal level, we could create anything we could possibly imagine.  So, man raised his hand in defiance of reality, bent four fingers leaving the middle one standing strong and tall, as he walked into the realm of virtual reality.  A place where we are in charge and everything works the way we want!!!  As man sat back and gloated on his achievement, in the alternate reality he had himself created for none other than himself, a small thought crossed his mind....a tiny one at the back of his head...and he smiled to himself.  FEELS LIKE GOD!!....

As he basked in the glory of his achievement and the point he had reached in development man was now faced with a harsher reality.  In Evoulution simulations, even simple machine develop lying and cheating.  It seems to be a given in evolution, which means it's a rule for any self-replicating system anywhere in reality and any reality for that matter. Which means there is a universal law as fundemental as the charge of a quark or conservation of energy.... "WHERE THERE IS LIFE, THERE ARE DICKHEADS"

Every 1 minute a dickhead is born! True Story

The End!....Or is it!????


Picture courtesy of this, this and that site!

And I recommend that you folks visit smbc.  A site that got me thinking on everything from god to penis jokes!  A read for the demented little freak in us all!  I call it that silent voice inside!

Happy Easter

Here is wishing my Friends and Fans all around the world a Happy Easter!!!!

The enormity of the F^%k that I do not give!!

Every man is put on Earth condemned to die, time and method of execution unknown.


But every once in a while, we are all put through situations where you would like to just shoot yourself in the head or have somebody sever your jugular vein.  For some people this situation arises when they are in a very hurtful or humiliating situation, where all they can wish for is the ground to open up and swallow them whole, whereas for others, inclusive of yours truly this point comes when you have someone eating your brain out with a matter or a problem that you obviously don't give a rats tiny posterior about. (Note the struggle I face to find a worthy euphemism to express my heartfelt anguish)

Long before the advent of the "Internets" these kind of situations where only possible when you met the person face to face, or as illustrated above, via the amazing miracle machine invented by the great bell, who for some reason I believe was on some heavy drugs.  Why else would someone think about finding a way to talk to somebody who is not even there.  The name graham is a code for "gram", thats the amount of Coke he sniffed before he decided that he wanted to talk to somebody, and then since there was no one there and he had a bit of genius in him, TADA!!! - The world gets the telephone.  Don't get me wrong, I respect Mr.Bell, and I have nothing against him, but there is no way in hell he wasn't high when he was do(p)ing this, the same goes for newton and the others, but we'll talk about that some other day.  


Getting back to the matter at hand, since that fateful day Watson was summoned by that machine, mankind now was separated into 10 groups, those who understood binary, and those who didn't...well i was kidding there, but I had to sneak that joke in there somewhere, it cracks me up all the time! Ok, Seriously, it divided mankind into two groups, those who called and blabbered their hearts out, and those who sat there at the other side of the phone watching the great antics of lolcats or the double rainbow guy as they said, "aha, ahem, sure, ok, yeah, I understand, u right dawg, boo ya my boy etc.," , but at the back of their minds the thought that was screaming the loudest would have clearly been "Do you still not understand the enormity of the F^(k that i do not give!!???!!".  Again, I am not justifying or saying that I have never done this, but I have a good excuse for this....I was drunk the crap outta my mind when i did this!!! and I do forgive my drunk friends, but its when the sane idiots do this that i loose it....Why why why!!!!! 


Call it frustration or just a basic lack of understanding of human nature; but why is it that some guys tend to open up to random women pouring out their sorrows and emotions, when you can clearly see that she is not interested in your whining/philosophical discosure and she's desperately looking for a way to get out of there....think people think, it's not illegal as yet!!!!


And sadly for us, the tortured ones, inventions did not end with the telephone, it was followed by the cellular phone, and then came blogs,social networks and micro blogging facilities, which facilitated the whiner to whine in style and eased their whining requirements.  Something like, Electronic mail helps you to get mail across in a second across hundreds of miles, Ewhine (Copyright pending).,  helps you send your whine across a thousand miles in the blink of an eye and also you can publish it too every tom whose dick is harry who gives a crap about what is bothering you!!!  I for one support micro blogging, because it limits it to micro whining.  For example, instead of reading 420 characters of wah wah wah in Facebook, i'm quite happy with 140 characters in twitter, at least it encourages you to whine with some imagination, or what I call imagiwhinig, something which I plan to inculcate as part of my new religion Chrinduism as a substitution for the Christian confessional and whatever equivalent they have in other religions, but I will bore you with details regarding this in later posts...like i always say, the best is yet to come!!!   


But not to worry oh Laadies and Gentlemans of the weaker kind, the group that is being killed and driven to a quick death because of these cubicle blocking, internet blog whining, social network sympathy seeking sociopaths, I, as always am here to save the day.  I offer you the solution to save yourself from these people, and actually enable you to walk away from there happier for the experience.  But before I spread out my gyaan to you here is a picture to beat the bloody double rainbow guy, something i vowed to post once i had a blog in my name...

(Sorry People, but i had to remove this awesome pic, as it did not stand up to the "Indian family values..contact me via the comments section and i will send you all a free copy of the same....)
                       (Beat this Double rainbow dope head!!!!...yeah)


If the gentleemen have finished staring and the laadies have finished swearing at me..let us go ahead with the solution to the above discussed problem.


I have divided the solution into three parts, Solution 1 for the chronic whiner who uses all means of technology, Solution 2 for the "non drunk, call you at midnight, just because his fish didn't smile back at him" case and Solution 3 for the budding whiner and how you can nip him at the bud and make the world a better place.  Wow!!!! just listing it out makes me feel so nice!!!


Solution 1


Cheering them up doesn't work

As in "Oh, it can't be that bad", "Come on, cheer up" or the perennial favorite "Time heals all wounds". Saying things like this shows the whinerer that you're not taking their pain seriously. When you tell a whiner "it's not that bad", he/she will often complain even harder to convince you (and himself/herself) that his problems are very serious indeed, and if you try to get away from the phone call where it all started, you will have a pop up on your phone with the latest status update on every single one of their social networking profiles which goes something like "I am a door mat and was walked over by yet another girl/boy and am now posting this so you will all go like aww...cho shad sweety pie etc.,"  I say let the little prick know you don't give a fuck, don't go about with those pseudo solutions you always offer, but go straight to the chassis....instead of stating clichéd "it'll all be fine' statements, please to refer to my De-motivators for inspiration.  The best and most effective one that I have used and actually have had results is "Quitters never win, winners never quit, but those who never win AND never quit are idiots." 


You can try that one or you can pick your favorite one or you can mix and match, the choice is all yours.  The so called westernization of our culture has led to the default regional settings of an Indian to be "Loud, obnoxious, and destructive!".  Eventually our culture will devolve into groups of people shouting at each other as loud as they can while horrible noises play in the background....  Since this destruction is inevitable, I say go ahead - scream some sense into that whiner now, if it leads him to kill himself or some drastic shit, well as Darwin said, survival of the fittest.  Let's just say we let nature take it's course and we just gave it a little push to go  faster.  Greenpeace/The Nobel peace prize Committee should actually should award us!!!!


Solution 2


And then there are the guys who aren't chronic whiners, but they whine at the silliest things.  I had a friend, who actually felt bad that his goldfish "Goldy" didn't smile at him like it used to...I spent quite a number of hours wondering if his excessive weed abuse had led his mind to get stuck on the setting "stupid".  For these kinda Semi Whiners, I recommend that, as a caring and concerned well wisher, you introduce them to the bigger problems and bigger realities of life.  if he has a problem with his goldfish goldy, make sure his girlfriend thinks he has a problem with a "goldy", you don't have to mention it's his goldfish, what kind of a bad girlfriend is she when she doesn't know his gold fishes names!  So technically, you are distracting his mind from the smaller issues.  This would mean that he would either become a non whiner and a more responsible person, else, he is gonna become a chronic whiner as shown in case 1.  Now you don't have to worry if that happens, because you already have the solution for that, please look above, and as previously mentioned/cautioned, if he decides to do a drastic thing like ending his life, it is just nature taking it's course and "weed"ing away the unnecessary...you know...items!!!

(When she is stupid enough to whine about something as silly as which seat she should take...Help Her!)


Solution 3


This should be the simplest solution of them all...if I have to say it in "n word" terms, it would sound something like "Keep your Pimp hand strong and bitch slap the N-word ova his head!!!"...in normal terms that would transliterate to "1 TIGHT SLAP" Followed by the words "Quit whining bitch!"  It can work for both the sexes!!!  You are doing a service to humanity,  you have reduced noise pollution, as whiners whine in a very high irritating pitch, and you are making our social networks a safer place!!! No sudden whines jumping into your face now.

                     (Remember to Keep your Pimp hand strong!!!)


A few key end points to make sure that you successfully implement these solutions:


1. Whining about the Whiner doesn't work"Damn, that <Insert Name here> complains a lot doesn't he/she?" Guess what, you just became a Whiner too B) !


2. Ignoring them/ avoiding them doesn't workThis makes the whiners clamor for attention even more - which usually makes people ignore them even more. That's a vicious cycle right there.


3. Whining along with them doesn't work"You know what, you're right, the boss IS a jerk. And the weather sucks. In fact everything sucks. And Goldy hates me too!!!!!" This can be kind of cosy because it creates bonding and an us-against-the-world feeling. But ultimately it's a bad idea because the more people whine the less prone they are to doing something about their problems.


So try this approach on your "favorite" Whiner and tell me how it goes.


P.S. Always remember that you are unique and imperfect, just like everybody else!!  So when you feel the need to whine set in, slap yourself and think "What would Arvind do!?"...It's helped me a lot, true story!!




P.P.S. Hundreds of years from now, it will not matter what your bank account was, the sort of house you lived in, or the kind of car you drove... But the world may be different because you did something so bafflingly crazy like making it a Whine free place, that your ruins become a tourist attraction....but even then you'll never be as awesome as this kid:

When i die, i want either Charlie sheen's or this kid's life to flash in front of my eyes!!! 










(Picture Courtesy: This site and this one )

Beginners Guide to India...Part 1

This is a little mini series i plan on continuing on this blog to help our Firangi friends when they set foot in our great country.

Lesson 1:  Quick method of identifying where you are in India when you don't have a map or GPS at your disposal.

Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and.
They start arguing about who’s right.
You are in KOLKATA

Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along,sees them and walks on.
That’s MUMBAI

Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace.The first two get together & beat him up.
That’s DELHI

Scenario 4
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their Friends on mobile. Now 50 guys are fighting.
You are in AMRITSAR

Scenario 5
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes a software Program to stop the fight. But the fight doesn't stop b’cos of a bug in the program.
That’s BANGALORE

Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly says that “AMMA” doesn’t like all this nonsense. Peace comes in.
That’s CHENNAI

Scenario 7
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a carton of beer. All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and all go home being friends.
You are in GOA

Scenario 8
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a tea-stall & a thattukada (dhaba)…
U R NOW IN KERALA


YOU DON'T MEET MALLUS, THEY HAPPEN TO YOU!!!! Fraud mallu Ki jai!!!


Source: Email from Sabarish Devasigamani

Alternate Termination for Inception...

Inception Ending: So you know how everyone thinks that the top is Cobb's totem, but in the beginning he mentions that it's actually Mal's?  Well, you see if it's not his totem, then it's not going to work properly for him.  Cobb's totem is his WEDDING RING.  Whenever he's dreaming he has a wedding ring on because, as he says, in his dreams they're still together.  In reality, he's not wearing a ring.  During the last scene of the movie, he's not wearing a ring. REALITY...Boo Yaa!!!!


Reposted from one of my old office notepad entries...have no memory whether i read this somewhere or just got it as a mail!

Be a man they said.....

A child's imagination is a peculiar thing.

It can turn cardboard boxes into rocketships, 

and stuffed teddy bears into best friends. 

But as they grow, the innocence of a child's imagination fades into the light of adulthood. 

Or, as in my case, eclipsed by the bleakness of insanity.

Rolling Model!

GET A CALCULATOR, IF NEEDED, (YOUR COMPUTER HAS ONE ON IT)

1) Pick your favorite number between 1-9

2) Multiply by 3 then

3) Add 3, then again Multiply by 3

4) You ' ll get a 2 or 3 digit number....

5) Add the digits together

Now Scroll down ..............

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Now with that number see who your ROLE MODEL is from the list below:

1. Einstein

2. Nelson Mandela

3. Abraham Lincoln

4. Helen Keller

5. Bill Gates

6. Gandhi

7. George Clooney

8. Thomas Edison

9. Arvind David

10. Ronald Reagan

I know....I just have that effect on people....one day you too can be like me... Believe it!

P.S.: Stop picking different numbers. I am your role model, just deal

with it!!!!

Demotivators!!!

There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.   They are the people you meet everyday asking you questions about everything under the sun...people who believe that they are motivating you to perform to your fullest.  Please find below a list of Demotivators....Quotations and cynical answers for those people who appear dumb in our piercing, brilliant eyes!!


Worth
Just because you're necessary doesn't mean you're important.


Wishes
When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.


Wisdom
Sometimes the only difference between a budding genius and a blooming idiot is where they choose to take a stand.


Wealth
All I ask is for a chance to prove that money can't buy happiness.


Vision
How can the future be so hard to predict when all of my worst fears keep coming true?


Victory
Winners never fly higher than when they're bouncing up and down on the egos of those they defeat.


Underachievement
The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower.


Trouble
Luck can't last a lifetime unless you die young.


Tradition
Just because you've always done it that way doesn't mean it's not incredibly stupid.


Teamwork
A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction.


Synergy
A code word lazy people use when they want you to do all the work.


Survival
The less you stand out, the longer you'll last.


Success
Some people dream of success, while other people live to crush those dreams.


Stupidity
Quitters never win, winners never quit, but those who never win AND never quit are idiots.


Service
View all clients as beautiful buds that must be cultivated, watered, and periodically buried under manure.


The Secret of success
What is The Secret? Pretend you've already achieved it- Then offer to sell The Secret to others.


Sanity
Minds are like parachutes. Just because you've lost yours doesn't mean you can borrow mine.


Sacrifice
Your role may be thankless, but if you're willing to give it your all, you just might bring success to those who outlast you.


Risks
If you never try anything new, you'll miss out on many of life's great disappointments.


Retirement
Because you've given so much of yourself to the company that you don't have anything left we can use.


Regret
It hurts to admit when you make mistakes - but when they're big enough, the pain only lasts a second.


Priorities
Hundreds of years from now, it will not matter what my bank account was, the sort of house I lived in, or the kind of car I drove... But the world may be different because I did something so bafflingly crazy that my ruins become a tourist attraction.


Problems
No matter how great and destructive your problems may seem now, remember, you've probably only seen the tip of them


Pessimism
Every dark cloud has a silver lining, but lightning kills hundreds of people each year who are trying to find it.


Perspective
Less is more. Unless you're standing next to the one with more. Then less just looks pathetic.


Perseverance
The courage to ignore the obvious wisdom of turning back.


Overconfidence
Before you attempt to beat the odds, be sure you could survive the odds beating you.


Motivation
If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon.


Mistakes
It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.


Mercy
Teach every child you meet the importance of forgiveness. It's our only hope of surviving their wrath once they realize just how badly we've screwed things up for them.


Madness
Madness does not always howl. Sometimes, it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "Hey, is there room in your head for one more?"


Maturity
If you're tired of others looking down on you, grow the hell up.


Mediocrity
It takes a lot less time and most people won't notice the difference until it's too late.


Losing
If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.


Irresponsibility
No single raindrop believes it is to blame for the flood.


Laziness
Success is a journey, not a destination. So stop running.


Intimidation
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent, but you'd be a fool to withhold that from your superiors.


Insight
When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
The smart left a long time ago.


Indifference
It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.


Indecision
The mark of the leader is the ability to make decisions. The mark of the survivor is knowing when not to.


Incompetence
When you earnestly believe you can compensate for a lack of skill by doubling your efforts, there's no end to what you can't do.


Ignorance
It's amazing how much easier it is for a team to work together when no one has any idea where they're going.


Idiocy
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.


Hazards
There is an island of opportunity in the middle of every difficulty. Miss that, though, and you're pretty much doomed.


Get To Work
You aren't being paid to believe in the power of your dreams.


Flattery
If you want to get to the top, prepare to kiss a lot of the bottom


Excuses
If you keep asking others to give you the benefit of the doubt, they'll eventually start to doubt your benefit.


Elitism
It's lonely at the top, but it's comforting to look down upon everyone at the bottom.


Economics
The science of explaining tomorrow why the predictions you made yesterday didn't come true today.


Destiny
You were meant for me. Perhaps as a punishment.


Despair
It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black.


Delusions
There is no greater joy than soaring high on the wings of your dreams, except maybe the joy of watching a dreamer who has nowhere to land but in the ocean of reality.


Dare Slack
When birds fly in the right formation, they need only exert half the effort. Even in nature, teamwork results in collective laziness.


Curiosity
Some Places Remain Unknown Because No One Has Ventured Forth. Others Remain So Because No One Has Ever Come Back.


Corruption
I want either less corruption or more opportunity to participate in it.


Consulting
If you're not a part of the solution, there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem.


Change (winds)
When the winds of change blow hard enough, the most trivial of things can become deadly projectiles.


Cluelessness
There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.


Collaboration
When a motivated group of people join together, they can turn problems into opportunities. Especially drinking problems.


Blame
The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.


Challenges
I expected times like this - but I never thought they'd be so bad, so long, and so frequent.


Beauty
If you're attractive enough on the outside, people will forgive you for being irritating to the core.


Adversity
That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.

Who is supporting Who now?

Having spent quite a part of my "career" being "technically" supported, and "tech"SQLly supporting I can say with full confidence that by no means is tech support immune to exhibiting computer stupidity of their own. 


This website suggested by my good friend Santosh Banarjee consists of stories from the other side of the phone. Gentlemen and Gentle-womens of the tech savy world - Tech support dumbness presented to you for your perusal.


The one that i liked the best and a thing I have faced with Sony Ericsson mobile phone customer care personally...Getting things done the tech support way...

• Customer: "My laptop won't boot."
• Tech Support: "Have you tried rebooting?"
• Customer: "I can't reboot, because it doesn't boot in the first place."
• Tech Support: "Sir, we have to do things my way, okay?"

Sound off in the comments regarding any personal experiences....

The shorter it is, the sweeter it is.!

This is the first of my many blog posts to come, recommending a websites that I have found interesting and which you may too.


First in this list is a website to which at one point of time I was a regular contributor - Espresso Stories .  I stumbled across this website when a friend and I wanted to find a page which had a collection of short stories which we could read to while away some time at work, not like we had a lot of free time, thus the search for a short story website ;) .... and boy oh boy with this website we had hit the jackpot.  Here the stories aren't just short, they're just a sentence or two, totaling 25 words or less. Less hard-and-fast - but, equally vital are a theme, plot, characters, and narrative development. Everything you'd see in any good story - but short enough to fit into the time it takes to reach the bottom of that bitter little cup, as you ponder on how even the briefest experiences can make life more meaningful.


It explores a literary form for today's frothed-up, on-the-hoof, want-it-all-now consumer lifestyle: complete stories that take no longer to read than an espresso takes to slurp.  It's inspired by Augusto Monterroso's famous story, 'The Dinosaur'. 


Below are a list of stories that i had once published on this website.  You can also read them directly at the website here.  Please to go through them and let me know what ya think in the comments.


What would be more fantastic is if i inspired a few of you folks to contribute to this beautiful method of story telling.  If you do, please sound off in the comments so that we can all read your tiny work of art and enjoy!!!


'The "Mac" Shall Inherit the earth.....' 
by Arvind Vimal David


A million bitten apples lit up simultaneously all over the planet....
"Another planet touched!" smirked the Bespectacled Black turtleneck wearing Android.


'The "Mac" Shall Inherit the earth.....II' 
by Arvind Vimal David


More RAM, a New Graphic card, in retrospective, a huge mistake. As we watched the Macs take over the     world...


'Rehab....' 
by Arvind Vimal David


The drug was never the addiction.
  It was just a replacement for his addiction to her.


'Master of the Obvious.....' 
by Arvind Vimal David


No Make up, No heavy Paint, No red shiny nose, I didn't need all that to realize that my boss was a   clown.


'Lux Æterna....' 
by Arvind Vimal David


The Muted light lit his face, a cold wind ruffled his hair."Love you to bits" he thought, as he arranged her    pieces once again.


'Meanwhile....' 
by Arvind Vimal David


"Die Disembodied hand" shouted Ted and chopped the mysterious hand in his fridge
      
Meanwhile,Sara screamed as she removed her bloody stump from her fridge. 


Hope you enjoyed those little stories, a few more which were written by my good friend Amta a.k.a. Ashwin Raj....


'Oh no, she didn't.....' 
by Ashwin Calvin


“She won’t do it”, he thought.
     “She wouldn’t dare. No, of course she wouldn’t. It isn’t logical after all”. He calmed down.

      She did it.


'That Sinking feeling...' 
by Ashwin Calvin


The worst things in life isn't getting fired or breaking up.

       Its the anticipation which precedes it.

      You disintegrate. One sorry bit at a time.


'But I like it....' 
by Ashwin Calvin


Mick can’t get no satisfaction.

        His wife refuses to give him 40 licks.

        He starts rolling and gets stoned instead.


(For those who don't get the above story, here's a clue: Rolling Stones)


'Thought Provoker' 
by Ashwin Calvin


Change your thoughts, and your emotions will change.

        “I don't miss her!!” he thought.

        "ARRRGGHHHH!! "

        Score: Thoughts=0 Emotions=13


'Peek-a-boo' 
by Ashwin Calvin


He smiled to himself as he heard the hurriedly retreating footsteps of his nosy boss. She had obviously    seen his desktop image.




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